AnnaMaria
For ten years, I thought I had a good marriage. Mark and I had two kids, a house, and a life built on what I assumed was love. Sure, he wasn’t exactly a hands-on husband—he didn’t cook, clean, or handle much with the kids—but I convinced myself we were a team.
Apparently, Mark had joined a different team without telling me.
It all started on an ordinary afternoon. I had just come back from grocery shopping, mentally preparing for the usual routine of carrying everything inside alone. As I reached for the first bag, I heard voices drifting from the porch.
Mark’s voice. And another—Emma’s.
Emma was our neighbor’s 25-year-old daughter, freshly back in town after finishing her interior design internship. Her parents beamed with pride whenever they spoke about her. Now, she was on my porch, laughing with my husband.
I was about to call out, but something made me stop. Instead, I crouched behind my car, hidden by the groceries, and listened.
The Truth I Wasn’t Supposed to Hear
“I can’t believe she hasn’t figured it out yet,” Emma said with a giggle.
Mark chuckled. “She’s so busy with the kids and the house, Em. Lexie barely notices anything else. She’s let herself go, too. The gray hairs? She just brushes them the other way. Honestly, she doesn’t even look like a woman anymore. Not like you, my princess.”
I felt the plastic grocery bag tighten under my grip.
“Well, lucky for you,” Emma teased, “I’m here now. You can show me off all you want. No gray in sight.”
Then they kissed.
I didn’t cry. I didn’t scream. I didn’t storm onto the porch demanding answers.
Instead, I quietly took the groceries inside, used the back door, and started planning.
The Setup
The next morning, I woke up calm, even surprising myself. I made Mark’s favorite breakfast—crispy bacon, fluffy eggs, coffee with a dash of cinnamon. I kissed him on the cheek, smiled, and waved as he left for work.
Then, I paid Emma a visit.
“Lexie!” she stammered when she saw me. “Oh, uh, hi!”
“Hi, Emma,” I said warmly. “I could really use your advice. I heard you studied interior design, and I’ve been thinking of redecorating. Would you come over tomorrow night and help?”
She hesitated, then smiled slyly. “Oh, I’d love to! What time?”
“Seven. Perfect dinner time.”
The trap was set.
The Reveal
Emma arrived at my house the next evening, dressed to impress, grinning like a cat that had caught the canary.
“Oh, before we start in the living room,” I said sweetly, “let me show you a few things.”
I led her around the house, pointing out key responsibilities.
“Here’s the dishwasher. You’ll need to load it every night—Mark won’t. The kids’ laundry goes here, but be sure to separate colors; they’re sensitive to detergents. And these are their after-school schedules. You’ll need to pick them up on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Emma blinked, her smile faltering.
“And this,” I gestured toward the kitchen, “is where you’ll cook. Mark likes his steak medium-rare. The kids only eat it well done. Oh, and don’t expect a thank-you. Mark isn’t big on manners.”
She paled. “Lexie, I… I didn’t sign up for babysitting.”
Just then, Mark walked in, freezing when he saw us.
“Lexie, what’s going on?”
I turned to Emma. “Since you’re so eager to be part of Mark’s life, I figured you should take over my role, too. Everything I do—cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids—it’s all yours now. Congratulations!”
Before they could speak, there was a knock at the door.
I opened it to find Emma’s parents.
“Oh! It smells amazing!” her father beamed. “I told Anne you’d make your famous roast chicken, Lexie.”
I smiled. “Thanks for coming, Anne and Howard. And thank you for raising such a helpful daughter. She and Mark have grown so close, I thought it was time to make her part of the family.”
Emma’s mother frowned. “Wait… what?”
“I’m leaving, and Emma’s taking care of everything now. You must be so proud of her!”
Emma’s dad turned to her, fury in his eyes. “Tell me this isn’t what I think it is.”
Emma stammered. Mark, ever the coward, tried to shift blame.
“Lexie, this isn’t fair! Emma came onto me!”
I raised an eyebrow. “So, you’re saying you had no control? That you just accidentally fell into an affair?”
Emma’s father snapped. “Enough. Emma, let’s go. Mark, you’re on your own.”
Emma shot me a venomous glare before storming out. Her parents followed, muttering apologies as they went.
Mark turned to me, desperation written across his face. “Lexie, please. We’ve been together for so long. Let’s talk.”
I picked up my purse. “Oh, we’ll talk. My lawyer will call you tomorrow. But for now, pack your bags and get out.”
“Where will I go?” he asked weakly.
“Not my problem. Motel. A friend’s couch. Join the circus. I don’t care.”
He sputtered, “And the kids?”
“They’re with my sister. You can explain everything to them after the lawyers sort things out.”
I walked out, leaving him standing there in the mess he created.
The Aftermath
A week later, word got back to me—Emma had dumped Mark. “It was fun while it lasted, but I didn’t sign up to play mom.”
Two weeks later, Mark showed up at my door with flowers.
“I’ve been so miserable without you. Please, let me come back. We can fix this.”
I smirked. “I don’t care, Mark. Now, leave. I have better things to do.”
Then, I closed the door, locking him out for good.
Months later, I’m thriving. I started salsa dancing. My confidence is back. My kids and I are happier than ever.
As for Mark? Still single. And Emma? Let’s just say her parents aren’t thrilled with her.
Oh, and Emma’s dad? He still mows my lawn.
Karma’s a wonderful thing, isn’t it?